Duality (MUNAFIQAT) of our Society!
Well as we all know that charity begins at home! (seriously I couldn't find any other sentence to start this brain diarrhea 1st article) So lets first of all take a look at our society our real home, mostly people think that home is the name of place where they live within the four boundary walls of their house! No Sir and Madam, (Third gender no space for you as this article is only for humans) the reality is Home is your society, Home is your city, Home is your country (bas ker ab kia sari dunya per apna qabza karaega home keh keh ker). I am saying this because you don't spend your whole life within the boundary walls of your house, you go out, people come to your house! So eventually the society is the reflection of your home (I know this statement will raise some eye brows) but Yes if you think neutrally the SOCIETY is the REFLECTION of your home!
Now lets state the Pakistani Society Duality (MUNAFIQT) one by one and enjoy:
1) Parents will wake up children for school early in the morning through out their school life BUT wont awake their children for Fajr prayers once (Ouch! sorry parents)
2) Parents love to watch indian romantic films and dramas with their kids BUT when the kids in the later part of life do the real romance ;) they get the response (Haramkhor Bayghairat hamane to teri aisi tarbiyat na ki thi)
3) We fucking hate INDIA and INDIAN culture BUT which culture do we follow in our marriages (Opps!)
4)The best place to see the mujra ;) now is your cousins or your friends wedding (aha! u know wat i mean, dont u smile)
5) The Men including me :) of our society are the most ghairat mand people on Earth, we can easily kill our sisters/mother/daughters/wives on the name of ghairat BUT doesn't know where this ghaiat go when we demand jahaiz (dowry)! (Opps)
6) College Girl to her friend: You know Shina is such a bad girl she is having affair with some boy. At the same moment the same College Girl phone rings and she picks up the call and start talking "Januuuuu lub u ummmmmmaaaahhhh missh u"
7) Manager talking to some colleague in office : yar you know this country is going down the drain because of nepotism and the same Manager on very next day will be saying on the phone: "Oh Shah sahb tusi tension hi na lo yae to apna bacha hae isko bas bhaijdo kal office, job pakki iski"
8) Bro to her Sis: the society is so bad these days you should dress properly covering yourself while going out! The same Bro will later in the evening will be standing on the corner of the street and singing "Kia ada kae jalwae terae paaro" to every girl that is passing by!
9) In any function, on your table you will have a bearded uncle lecturing you about the Islam and then all of sudden some one will say dinner is ready and then you will realize poor uncle have totally forgotten everything about the teachings of Islam related to respect of food and discipline in public gatherings!
10) Mughals were the great Muslim Rulers BUT most of them had number of hindu wives (Opps)!
11) A person will be yelling his throat out that Americans and Europeans are biggest enemies of Islam n very next day that person will be applying for immigration visa of those countries!
12) "Ufff tauba aaj kal Pakistani dramae kitnae chichorae hogae hae tauba tauba" Aunty comments while changing channel to watch "Ishqae Mamnoon"(An incest love story) (Opps)!
13) A father watching and listening in full volume Katrina Kaif song "MashAllah MashAllah ... " in family TV lounge and telling her teenage daughter always wear burqa before going out!
14) Liberal telling you to kill all the mullahs (Only people knowing the true meanings of liberal will get this point)
15) The Punjabis have issues with Sindhis, the Sindhis have issues with Punjabis, We know waht we did with Begalis but the racists are only Americans and Europeans! (Oops)
16) A new breed of muslims belonging to Pakistani origin confused Desis living in West and saying Pakistan mae kufr ka nizam hae (hahahaha queen ka nizam to ain halal hae)
17) We want halal chicken BUT those chickens can have pork in their feed (Oops)
18) "Science and Technology is Dajjali Fitna" said by mullah to his friend while driving Parado! (Oops)
19) One always wonder who stole all the caps of gutters on the roads! Must be israelis (oops)
(20) "Ufff Karachi traffic is so pathetic" commented by the highly educated person while driving the car on wrong way!
(21) "Safae Nisf Iman hae (Cleanliness is half FAITH)" Oh my God we Pakistanis have already lost our half FAITH :(
(22) "Education is for all" ...... May I know which education? matriculation system/Cambridge system/american system/madarsa system ............
(23) Govt intermediate college professors wont take their classes in college, but rather welcome you in their coaching centers in evening BUT you will find them blatantly passing the judgement "the caliber of students have gone down" (hahahah prof sahb wat about the caliber of prof ?)
(24) In our society people don't get inspired by your degrees BUT they get inspired by your pseudo american pseudo british english accent, no matter u got all D's n E's in A-levels and no matter u cant get admission in any reputable university but u should have tongue twisted shiiiiiiiit english accent n u will see the admiration on people face in response!
Well these are the only glimpses of Munafiqat i portrayed over here of our society, I deliberately tried to avoid the political ones because then the list will go in thousand point but still few political ones slipped in.
So did you Enjoy my Brain Diarrhea about Munafiqat? write your own in comments you well feel better!
